Drunk as a Skunk, But Very Clean-Smelling

In related news, a woman who drank three glasses of Listerine is arrested for drunken driving. According to this article, Listerine is actually 26.9% alcohol! Moral of the story: Don’t drink and drive. Moral of the story #2: don’t use alcohol-based mouthwash. Alcohol is a harsh substance that can dry your mouth and actually aggravate […]